Even though Jeff was worried
They werent in a hurry
They planned a lovely honeymoon
Sue had a brand new Chevy
Conservative, in good taste
Only 30 payments due
They had outstanding tickets
They had no car insurance
But they had lots of things to do
They were getting organised
They had their plans all finalised
The date was set for Saturday
Susie and Jeffrey, theyre gonna get married
Theyre going for a blood test
What if I dont pass my blood test?
What about our marriage licence?
What if I cant be deprogrammed?
Dont act like its your last chance
We could have fun at the Spahn Ranch.
Its not like Gordon Avenue
Susie and Jeffrey, theyre gonna get married
Theyre going for a blood test
Jeffrey said "Lets wait"
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove into a wall
Dont get excited, now dont shout!
Ill scratch your eyes out
Now we cant have our honeymoon!"
Dont touch shes my fiance!
Say, but I like the way you play
An autograph from Orson Welles
Im a fan, heres my record
Its one we cant get programmed
We want to give to all of you
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a little argument
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
They had a disagreement
Sue took her foot off of the brake
He drove the car into a wall
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